I Don't Like the Word Blog

Did I ever mention that I don't like the word "blog". It sounds like a log that is covered with that stuff that washes up on the beach. It's kind of foamy, but has chunks of detritus suspended in it. You know that stuff. Well, I don't like that stuff. I guess I've heard that stuff called "shlog", but that sounds too much like german whipped cream... I guess... Not enough not to have it influence my feeling about blogs.