Tired of chafing your fingertips twist-twist-twisting the bread bag tie, in order to ferret a couple slices out for your morning toastings? Which way is it twisted? Am I wringing it more tightly closed, or am I making progress toward my goal? It's often too laborious to ascertain. Worn ragged by the concentration and dexterity it requires to precisely struggle the slices, with very little margin of error, into the toaster slots, once you convey them all the way over to the appliance? Fatigued by the shear brute force it takes to both depress and lock into place the lowering lever? Bored to desiccation by having to loiter over the heat of the device, anticipating what might emerge as nothing but charred flagstone?
Well, fret no more! Now your toast is toastable!.. well, your bread was always toastable, to be accurate, but now your toast is microwaveable!.. or something. (note to product development devision concerning name).
Simply start by nimbly ferreting a couple slices out of the handy resealable box. Which end is the resealable opening tab on? You'll have very little problem checking all six sides to figure it out! Then effortlessly lug the selected slices the short distance all the way over to the microwave oven, open the door, place the already toasted, but cold as dirt, slices of delectable (note to product development devision concerning possible name change).. toastable slices onto your favourite toast-sized plate (note to customer: Do not place toast directly onto interior floor or rotating surface of microwave, as it is most likely quite unsanitary.) Proceed to program the mechanism to the desired heating time and temperature, and voila! Out jumps toast. Perfect every time (no variation in toasting hue possible, as toast is already toasted). It's simply toastable!.. err, you know.
Cleverly marketed to seniors, who are most likely more fatigued by the chore of making toast. Indication of this being, the bite mark on the product packaging illustrates no application of teeth, but instead clearly exhibits a gummed incising.
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