There must be a parade of vile imitators seeking to undercut the enormous profit potential of this fine product, as its creators make sure we know decisively that it is "THE ORIGINAL". Accept no imitations folks, no matter how temptingly similar they may appear at first. Can a pretender confidently assert its status as gourmet?.. Maybe so, but can it truthfully tout an edgy yet brilliant mixture of bacon, cheddar and horseradish?.. They may perhaps get away with a paltry swill of ham, Gouda and daikon, .. ooh, actually, that sounds kind of good... Anyways... most important of all, is it spreadable?
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