I Have Implants!

Wait. No I don't, despite what iPhone autocorrect may wish to have you know. The word "unopened" is a perfectly good word anyways. Why would it want to change it?

Between Boehner and Dayton

Why does Governor Mark Dayton.. rr.. Marshall Field.. Macy.. Target?. whatever, always look like he's about ready to cry?



At least he doesn't blubber uncontrollably like Boehner.

We're Not Racist

At a nearby movie house.

Are the Irish considered a "race"? What criteria go into determining a race of people? Physical considerations, usually, but how about purely cultural or geographic ones. Are Northern Irish people a different "race" than Republic of Ireland folks?
Can ginger people be considered a race? How about people with Down's Syndrome? Things that make ya go blërg.

..But What Else Doesn't it Contain?

I had breakfast at McDonald's with a friend this morning.

Yes, I know we have better choices, but [fill in excuse here]. One breakfast burrito mummied up tight. I'm not exactly sure what it contained, but I've been successfully duped by their marketing department into perceiving the ingredients as something resembling scrambled eggs, sausage and cheese.

What I was surprised at was their apparent need to tell me what was *not* in the burrito, and what that something was...