Neologasms

prostituation n.
- an unplanned or unforeseen circumstance in which one finds oneself having given or taken money and/or gifts that later result in anticipation of obligatory sex.

appearancestors n.
- famous and powerful historic figures to which everyone wants or claims to be descended.

pressert [PRE-zert] n.
- having sweets before the main meal instead of after

instairs/outstairs adv.
- back formation - upstairs, downstairs -inside outside.

gekkomercial n.
- a television add that is so annoying that you have to exert energy to turn it off before you see/hear it again and damage your brain.

pontifingers [LO!] n.
- that blessing hand gesture that Jesus does in those medieval paintings with the index and middle fingers together erect, thumb outward, and the ring and little fingers bent palmward.