Saturday, October 6, 2007

Dirty Bath Towels

OK... here's something. How come we have to wash bath towels? Aren't we supposed to be clean when we step out of the shower? If we're drying our "clean" bodies off with a towel, then the towel should be perpetually clean, shouldn't it? ... And thus begins my stand-up comedy routine.

2 comments:

Máire said...

One word, Wes: exfoliation.

But in essence I sympathize with your line of thinking.

Wes said...

What? You mean to say that my epidermis isn't eternal and unchanging, and that it needs some sort of minor upkeep? Next you'll be telling me that my toenails aren't suppose to be curling up like sleigh runners.