Governor Pawlenty just signed into law a measure making it mandatory to install breathalyzer ignition systems in the cars of convicted drunk drivers to prevent them from starting their cars while drunk.
Sober passengers will supposedly be prevented from blowing into the device and starting the car for the drunk driver, because a "special technique" will be needed, which is only taught to convicted drunk drivers.
Good thing stereotypical drunk drivers consistently slur their speech so drastically that they won't perhaps be able to simply TELL THEIR SOBER PASSENGER THE "SPECIAL TECHNIQUE."
*Facepalm*
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